i wanna love you

put it this way
if this song had a penis
i would fuck it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6hxhLzPTR8

i died inside today

school is back again. so long, life.

i'm not really a waitress

lake was fun. did not get chopped. that is all.

please don't

you shouldn't. i wish i did, but i just don't have time for you. i am NOT cute. i am fat. my hair is neither straight nor dyed. i would rather listen to folk music than metal. i only know three led zeppelin songs. i will end up hurting you and you will end up hating me. i don't want either of those things to happen. so please don't.

your limo ain't shit

SHIT, son

time to panic.
1) my car goes to the shop tomorrow morning, id est, i will be car-less for a week
2) uab physics final exam tomorrow afternoon (SHIT!!!)
3) registration tomorrow morning when i need to be home studying for my physics final
4) need to complete physics exam review and homework by tomorrow morning

by thursday:
5) need to complete book cards
6) need to complete great gatsby timeline
7) need to complete hemingway parody
8) need to complete ap u.s. history essays

say a prayer for me. i don't think god listens when i talk anymore. not that i blame him.

the reasons

1. your favorite band is sublime... srsly?
2. you go for extended periods of time without a haircut
3. the subs in your car occupy the entire trunk
4. you claim that you haven't cried since you were seven
5. you don't read
6. you survive on bratwurst and propel
7. your room always looks like a trash heap
8. your parents trust you waaaaay too much
9. you watch mythbusters (or go to sleep) every day after school
10. you're an underachiver
11. you have a fake ID
12. you're always late
13. you make my heart stop